Tintu mon


Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O

Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!


Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:
"Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!"




Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,
pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!
friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.
Friend: oodikko??
Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!




Tintumon: " Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da.."
Friend: "Enth patti"
Tintumon: "Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu…"





Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. " I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY"
Tintumon: Teacher innale 'A' padam kandu.



oru divasam achan tintumonodu: "da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu"..
tintu:"ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. :) "




Tintumon in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.

Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- 'Tony'kalla ente ammakkaa…



Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,"Kaattaana"
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu "kaattaana"??






Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??




Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: "Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?"
Tintumon: "Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!"




Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
"DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!"




Appan: Ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu…..
TINTUMON: Chathichallo appa …Ente mone pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva….. :D




Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!





Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
"Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum"





Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??
Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!!



tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…




Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.
"Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? "
Tintumonte cool marupadi – "Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! "




Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.

1 comments:

  • ചിന്തയിൽ നിന്നു കിട്ടിയതാണു ഈ ലിങ്ക്... അവിടെ മലയാളം ബ്ലൊഗ്ഗുകൾ അല്ലേ ലിസ്റ്റ് ചെയ്യുന്നത്? മെയിലിൽ നിന്നു അടിച്ചു മാറ്റി ഇട്ടപ്പൊൾ മലയാളം ആക്കാൻ പോലും ടൈം കിട്ടിയില്ല അല്ലേ?!

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