Teacher:What is the formula of water? Tintumon: H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O Teacher:What is this? Tintumon: This is Corporation Water! Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu? Tintumon jumped and said: "Physics miss English miss Maths miss Social miss!!" Tintumon went to forest with his friend , pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!! friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu. Friend: oodikko?? Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!! Tintumon: " Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da.." Friend: "Enth patti" Tintumon: "Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu…" Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. " I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY" Tintumon: Teacher innale 'A' padam kandu. oru divasam achan tintumonodu: "da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu".. tintu:"ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. " Tintumon in medical shop Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha. Shopkeeper:- tonikkano? Tintumon:- 'Tony'kalla ente ammakkaa… Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,"Kaattaana" Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu "kaattaana"?? Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone…. Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…?? Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: "Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?" Tintumon: "Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!" Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne. Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi? Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya…… "DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!" Appan: Ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu….. TINTUMON: Chathichallo appa …Ente mone pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva….. Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking.. Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…! Tintumonte veettil kallan keri. Ithu kanda Tintumon: "Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda, illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum" Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham..?? Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!! tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu… tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu… Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan. "Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? " Tintumonte cool marupadi – "Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! " Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum? Doctr: 1500 rs Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda. |
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